Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Email #1

The following is the first email I sent to Keith Law. I sent it on November 22nd in repsonse to his article titled "Morneau Laughable Choice For AL MVP"


keith, YOU are a laughable choice for my butt.
it looks like you cut your hair with your feet.
you smell like wet poop.
taste like it too.
quit leaving your fingernail clippings all over the bed!
WE ARE ALL STARTING TO REALLY HATE IT!
you suck.
eric.
ps- you suck


There you have it. The first in a long line. I'll post the next one as soon as i send it.