Email #38

today, we tell keith what we really want.

hey keith,
have you ever tried just closing your eyes for a minute? please try tape. please try to keep off the grass. please try to forget about the glass. please try to fake a heartattack. please give up on your dreams of joining the U.S. gymnastics team. it's just not in the cards. if you forget to wish gene hackman a happy birthday, i will be calling the authorities.
eric

see you tomorrow, ya smelly windpipes!