Email #57

i realized today that it had been a while since the last poop joke. i think anyway, it's not like i go back and read these. and oops! i spelled his name wrong!

hey kieth,
please use this message as a reminder of how important it is for you to start timing the hours/minutes between poops. if you don't have a stopwatch yet, get one!
eric

see you tomorrow, ya porn addicts!

Email #56

today, i have this song in my head for some reason.

hey keith,
i've been waiting for a girl like you.
eric

see you tomorrow, ya foreigners!

Email #55

today's is part of a new corporate sponsorship. ok maybe not.

hey keith,
guacamole carmel setter. indonesia bagpipes.
YOU HAVE EATEN YOUR LAST KRISPY KREME, BEGGAR!
next time, you spring for the doughnuts, fucker.
eric

see you tomorrow, ya dweedle wheedlers!

Email #54

today's is the first nice one i guess.

hey keith,
i know we've had our differences over the years, but at least you're not kevin mchale.
eric

see you tomorrow, ya touchy-feelies!

Email #53

well, here's today's

hey keith,
DON"T LOOK UNDER THERE!
eric

see you tomorrow, yabutts.

Email #52

today, a poem.

keith,
pajama, banana, copacabana!
you smell like all three!
eric

i'm off tomorrow, so see you next week, ya bed wetters!

Email #51

movie day again!

hey keith,
your chart says you're all fucked up.
eric

see you tomorrow, ya pistachio nuts!