Email #60

I know one thing for sure about today's, this is what it sounds like when I sing it. I hope you all have this in your head for the rest of the day.

hey keith,
i can't get the sanford & son theme song out of my head!
bum-bum bwa-dum, bum-bum bwa-dum buh-duh bum,
bum-bum bwa-dum, bum-bum bwa-dum buh-duh bum,
bah-dum bum-bum bah-dum bum bum BAM!
eric

see you tomorrow, ya big dummies!

Email #59

When you go to the wolves game and it goes into double overtime and still have to get up at six to go to work, you write short emails.

hey keith,
PICKLE-FART!
eric

see you tomorrow, ya shoe fuckers!

Email #58

here's today's. i'm too tired to say anything more about it.

hey keith,
sometimes i think about stuff. sometimes you think about stuff. it's amazing how much we have in common! we both poop too!
eric

see you tomorrow, ya forbes magazine sports idiots!

Email #57

i realized today that it had been a while since the last poop joke. i think anyway, it's not like i go back and read these. and oops! i spelled his name wrong!

hey kieth,
please use this message as a reminder of how important it is for you to start timing the hours/minutes between poops. if you don't have a stopwatch yet, get one!
eric

see you tomorrow, ya porn addicts!

Email #56

today, i have this song in my head for some reason.

hey keith,
i've been waiting for a girl like you.
eric

see you tomorrow, ya foreigners!

Email #55

today's is part of a new corporate sponsorship. ok maybe not.

hey keith,
guacamole carmel setter. indonesia bagpipes.
YOU HAVE EATEN YOUR LAST KRISPY KREME, BEGGAR!
next time, you spring for the doughnuts, fucker.
eric

see you tomorrow, ya dweedle wheedlers!

Email #54

today's is the first nice one i guess.

hey keith,
i know we've had our differences over the years, but at least you're not kevin mchale.
eric

see you tomorrow, ya touchy-feelies!