Email #46

Today, we pay tribute to an american hero.

hey keith,
i must have taken a wrong turn at albequerque.
eric

see you tomorrow, ya maroons!

Email #45

Today's selection was composed, by me, using refrigerator magnets at home.


hey keith,
eat dog crap,
bug boy!
eric

see you tomorrow, ya sap suckers!

Email #44

hi everyone. will this be the last week for us? or will we press on? stay tuned to find out!

hey keith,
you've got a wicked snaggletooth, man. you look like my damn cat.
eric

see you tomorrow, ya snooker-fuckers!

Email #43

here is today's letter. short and very sweet!

hey keith,
scrotum!
eric

see you next week, ya skittle-diddlers!

Email #42

today, we talk about spelling.

hey keith,
i before e except after c, bitch.
eric

see you tomorrow, ya smut peddlers!

Email #41

i can't feel my fingers. no more typing. here's today's letter.

hey keith,
it's just a matter of time. you know it has to happen. there's no use putting it off any longer. no matter how much you try, you can't stop it. look out below! poop!
eric

see you next week, ya corn-poopers!

Email #40

good morning. look what i did.

hey keith,
have you ever played pictionary? i bet you can't even draw a decent shark. you sir, are no arteest!
eric

see you tomorrow, ya smelt-smellers!