Email #64

here's today's, and i will be off for a little while, and i don't know when the letters will come back. but they will!

hey keith,
i would do anything for love, but i won't do that.
NO NO NO I WON'T DO THAT!
eric

see ya later, ya sex and drums and rock'n'rolls!

Email #63

i like short ones.

hey keith,
fork.
eric

see you tomorrow, ya snorks!

Email #62

it's been awhile but...movie day! i would have done this same one earlier, but i was convinced that i already had. so obvious.

hey keith,
you have to purify yourself in the waters of lake minnetonka.
eric

see you tomorrow, ya blouses!

Email #61

Today's deals with current events. namely the lamest thing that people always seems to put in their letters to the editor. there was one today, and it made me mad right before i sent the letter so, there you go.

hey keith,
for the cost of your favorite latte, you can kiss my ass.
eric

see you tomorrow, ya lame-o liberals!

Email #60

I know one thing for sure about today's, this is what it sounds like when I sing it. I hope you all have this in your head for the rest of the day.

hey keith,
i can't get the sanford & son theme song out of my head!
bum-bum bwa-dum, bum-bum bwa-dum buh-duh bum,
bum-bum bwa-dum, bum-bum bwa-dum buh-duh bum,
bah-dum bum-bum bah-dum bum bum BAM!
eric

see you tomorrow, ya big dummies!

Email #59

When you go to the wolves game and it goes into double overtime and still have to get up at six to go to work, you write short emails.

hey keith,
PICKLE-FART!
eric

see you tomorrow, ya shoe fuckers!

Email #58

here's today's. i'm too tired to say anything more about it.

hey keith,
sometimes i think about stuff. sometimes you think about stuff. it's amazing how much we have in common! we both poop too!
eric

see you tomorrow, ya forbes magazine sports idiots!